My Ideal Man X3

My Ideal Man has to be taller then me (though there can be exceptions), smart, athletic, unique personality, orderly, helpful (only to me :3), and over all, smexy and beautiful! Bonus points if he has long, straight, healthy, clean, soft and shiny hair! X3

Of course he can be a bit messy with his clothes~ But, I'd be even happier if he's the kind of person who likes to be clean, fresh, and orderly! Clean and fresh is a must! Extra bonus points if he has a unique and likable scent too!

But to maximize my laziness, he has to be a good cook and has a strange habit of making me eat healthy too! X3 A pretty boy hell bent on making my health better is a dream come true!

Hopefully I'll find someone like that, after all, I'm gonna need a man like that~ <3 <3 <3 <3

Err...Gender Fucked Up Dreams?

Lately, I've been having weird dreams...@A@

No, not just weird, they've been down right freaky.

People say I should cut the manga, they should know that my dreams don't need manga in order to operate with my imagination! DDDD: In fact, I'm not even sure where half of them come from! Though currently my dreams haven't been too clear, they're still really weird. The thing I remember the most from my dreams is that I was a guy.

...

...That's weird too though...

But that's not the worse part. Even though I'm a 'guy' in my dreams, I still keep my gender preference, the fact that I like guys.

And of course, my dreams just have to throw in some really, really awkward parts.

Like once, I swear with all my heart that I am not lying, I was making out with another guy! DX


_{...but he was pretty hot...}


Just yesterday I had a really weird dream too!

I was a guy who went to a school operated by Google and was given a cute bag that contained an egg and a kid with bunny ears!

I went to school (I apparently thought that I was a guy) and the kid followed me. When we got there, the kid kept getting hit on by this blond haired hansom guy wearing glasses (usually the evil ones seen in mangas). The kid attached himself to me and said that he liked me instead.

It was weird.

I wasn't even sure of the bunny kid's gender either.

Maybe I should check up at a mental hopital...

WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!!!!


_{[Rages around the page like Godzilla.]}

HONESTLY?! REALLY?! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?! THIS IS SO HORRID, SO TERRIBLE, THAT I CAN'T EVEN GET. TO. THE. FUCKIN'. POINT!

_{[Inhales a ton of air again...]}

One of the worlds best manga ever...Trinity Blood!

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STUPID FUCKTARDED AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE HE DIE, DIE?! HOW DARE HE FUCKIN' DIE WITHOUT FINISHING THE GODDAMN SERIES FOR GOD FUCKIN' SAKES? THAT JACK ASS SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE ATTEMPTED TO RISE FROM THE DEAD AND FINISH TRINITY BLOOD AND MAKE OUT LINES FOR A SEQUEL! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR, BETTER YET, WHY DIDN'T HE WRITE OUT AN ENTIRE OUTLINE FOR HIS STORY INSTEAD OF JUST GOING AHEAD AND DIEING?! IF I HAD THE ABILITY, I'D FUCKIN' RAISE HIM FROM THE DEAD JUST TO MAKE SURE HE WORKS TO DEATH TRYING TO FINISH HIS SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_{[Sujini EXPLODES! D:]}

QUOTE NO.- Wait, which one am I on again?

This quote...Is absolutely priceless.

"It probably won't end immediately. They'll come back, inhabit indestructible human bodies, tear down cities, burn the countryside, kill billions, enslave billions more, work them until they die, and then the world will end. Are you okay, Fletcher? You're suddenly looking very pale." - Skulduggery Pleasant, The Faceless Ones

!!!!!

YES~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE REALLY ARE PRETTY BOYS IN THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[INSERTGLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!]

X3

Another Random Favorite Quote

A quote from the main guy character of Ingenuo~

"Sooner or later, I'm going to die from this unfulfilled lust!!!" - Yung Jo, Ingenuo

ROFLMAO!

XD

_{[Wipes away tears.]}

I just can't, CAN'T, stop laughing!!!!!!!!

_[Dies.]

PEEPERS! XD

Yuu-chan's My WTF?! Face

Ahem, Lately I have been reading a manga (or manhua)called Ingenuo. It's a really good Chinese/Taiwanese manhua, I swear! :3 It's packed with a ton of COMEDY! And by a ton, I mean a ton.

Well, the main character ends up temporarily blind after an incident and is currently residing in her master's house. And she really likes her master, and her master also likes her a lot. And so, she ends up sharing a room with him.

Okay, I can take sharing a room...

...But...WTF?!

He's currently PEEPING at her! I mean, LITERALLY! And the girl's only 18 while the guy is 30! _{Well, I'm okay with the age difference...}

Well, back to the main point!

He's just STANDING there and WATCHING the girl put body lotion on herself!!!

Which I find quite alarming since the guy, actually is a playboy. And he usually goes around with famous supermodels or actresses. He's a freakin' professional photographer, and the blind girl is was his apprentice.

Oh well.

Not that I care :3

I just wanted to rant about something!

X3

Super Shiny Smiles

So...ahem

_{[Sujini coughs slightly before inhaling a giant amount of air. Not a good sign people, not a good sign.]}

So, I'm sure everyone has seen many shojo manga where the men a very hansom and smaile a lot. In fact, I'm sure every girl romance manga does. But what really concerns me is the fact that some of them are very, very, scary on the inside. ;A;

In fact, I am currently reading a ton of manga where the main character guy is super duper hot and his smile usually sends all the other ladies reeling because he seems to like them.

Or at least that's what they think.

Ahem, what I think people should realize when the main character male is super hot and smiles a lot, he must also have a dark side. Because of his overwhelming reputation, he has to continue smiling even if the women are attempting to crush him underneath a pile of their dead weight.

I think that's when the man's 'Super Shiny Hateful and Angry Killer Smile' is born.

You see all those sensitive yet dense main characters (Kyoko from Skip Beat and Jiayu from Ingenuo) are able to tell the difference between the main character guy's normal fake smile and their SSS (Super Shiny Hateful, Angry, and Annoyed smile). In fact, there are times where I want to run away too! Now that's something scary.

And what's more? They get even scarier when drunk or in some other very odd situations. During drunkenness, those men tend to drop their fake and SSS smiles and start attempting to seduce the women (who, I believe, are minors). Then they confess with a genuine smile which I think they should use more. And then the poor girl gets confused and yada, yada, yada.

Well, the original point of this rant is to talk about how scary those smiles are.

I believe they're scary enough to give me nightmares!

Gah!

Mah Color! X3

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Ish another quizzie maties!

Er...Yes, this time, I have to agree with most of the stuff on the quiz...

People who know me would agree :3

Eh...*sweatdrop*

I'm sure some people know about Kaori Yuki, right? The lady who writes dementedly twisted plots and stories. I was just reading some stories by her to day and it reminded me...

...That I most likely will trust no body if I ever existed in her world.

In Kaori Yuki's universe, everyone will betray you or is a person with some super hidden agenda that will make you pull your hair out O.o...

In fact, I don't remember a time where the bad guy wasn't someone who seemed good or ordinary.

Gah.

But, Kaori Yuki's world is interesting :D

GO DRAGON EGGS!!!!! X3

Go eggies go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

Yayz for RPGs!

RPG means Role-Playing Game, in which a person assumes the role of a character already created or is made by themselves.

It's the bestest!!!!!!

Valentine Blues?

It's a day after Valentines day, but still a ton of people giving their boy/girl friends chocolate.

Chocolate...

*Mouth waters*

Today, I saw a guy give his girl friend five, five, GIANT cubes of Hershey's valentines day chocolates!

With a pink ribbon!

*jealous of the chocolate*

I want someone to give me chocolate too!

Favorite Quote 1

OKAY!!

First favorite quote in a series of favorite quotes to be posted!

This is from Legend of Sun Knight!

I suggest your read it, it's ridiculously funny~

"I forgot to mention to everyone that when Leaf Knight raises his bow, he immediately changes from “a really nice guy” to “a really terrifying guy”. He can fire five arrows within ten seconds, and all of them would hit the bull’s eye.

That’s not nearly as impressive, however, as the fact that he can run, jump, sing a song, turn his head to look at a hot babe, and at the same time, turn the enemy into a hedgehog with his arrows." - Sun Knight

100 Situations

1. Medicine	2. Hurt	3. Sleep	4. Guess	5. Were
6. Night	7. Fall	8. Love	9. Coffee	10. Cheese
11. Flu	12. History	13. Book	14. Flight	15. Lust
16. Depression	17. Who	18. Old	19. Kidding	20. Kill
21. Hate	22. Leaf	23. Sword	24. Dragon	25. Ritual
26. Unknown	27. Light	28. Why	29. Between	30. Caught
31. mate	32. Color	33. Dream	34. Angel	35. Experiment
36. Blood	37. Darkness	38. Obsession	39. Prisoner	40. Assassin
41. Winter	42. Research	43. Magic	44. Kiss	45. Ebony
46. Special	47. Soul	48. Death	49. Song	50. Garnet
51. Glass	52. Broken	53. Pain	54. Shadows	55. Stain
56. Crime	57. Door	58. Pizza	59. Demon	60. Blade
61. Bet	62. Can't	63. Wind	64. Revenge	65. Nothing
66. Warning	67. Cat	68. Mosaic	69. Guitar	70. King
71. Mission	72. Dimension	73. Eden	74. Cage	75. Hit
76. Frozen	77. Twisted	78. Bitter	79. Snow	80. Accident
81. Moonlight	82. Eternity	83. Time	84. Wish	85. Away
86. Float	87. Forbidden	88. Passion	89. Fail	90. Steal
91. Heart	92. Butterfly	93. Smile	94. Link	95. Danger
96. Sin	97. Fire	98. Element	99. Wings	100. Midnight
101. Writer's Choice	102. Writer's Choice	103. Writer's Choice	104. Writer's Choice	105. Writer's Choice

Mah 100 Situations chart!

It has a few stories, I guess, they link to LJ

I'll also post some on this blog, maybe.

WTF?

What I just don't get is why every. Little. Game. has an event where you have to sit there and refresh the page to get a super special one day only holiday item! It's just so obnoxiously annoying to the point that I really want to strangle the person who came up with that idea! Not to mention, too much refreshing jams up my computer. I don't understand why the heck those creators just have a place to click to get them? Honestly, this fighting over the new limited edition items is a real big haggle that makes me want to strangle some people.

*head desk*

Snow?

We had a little bit of snow today~! Even if it's just a little...It's still welcomed!

[Insert GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]

What type of Fae are you?


Surprise!

Not.

It's to be expected, doncha think?

After all, I am violent,enigmatic, cold, distant, independent...and dedicated (hopefully).

And I have a paranoia that could probably out beat other dark elves :D

Well, anyone can see my violent tendencies, like whenever someone annoys me, I have a tendency to give them a kick in the shin with a smile.

And people call me scary.

Am I scary?

Look!

I took it a second time D:

I'm a changeling in this one.





What type of Fae are you?

I probably can agree with cynical though.

*cough*

Well, anyway...I love Thursdays~

Why you say?

Because it's the Ultra Crunchy and Tasty Pizza Crust Day!!!!!!

*head desk*

I've just realized how difficult it is for me to create ultra big paragraph D: