My Ideal Man X3

My Ideal Man has to be taller then me (though there can be exceptions), smart, athletic, unique personality, orderly, helpful (only to me :3), and over all, smexy and beautiful! Bonus points if he has long, straight, healthy, clean, soft and shiny hair! X3

Of course he can be a bit messy with his clothes~ But, I'd be even happier if he's the kind of person who likes to be clean, fresh, and orderly! Clean and fresh is a must! Extra bonus points if he has a unique and likable scent too!

But to maximize my laziness, he has to be a good cook and has a strange habit of making me eat healthy too! X3 A pretty boy hell bent on making my health better is a dream come true!

Hopefully I'll find someone like that, after all, I'm gonna need a man like that~ <3 <3 <3 <3

Err...Gender Fucked Up Dreams?

Lately, I've been having weird dreams...@A@

No, not just weird, they've been down right freaky.

People say I should cut the manga, they should know that my dreams don't need manga in order to operate with my imagination! DDDD: In fact, I'm not even sure where half of them come from! Though currently my dreams haven't been too clear, they're still really weird. The thing I remember the most from my dreams is that I was a guy.

...

...That's weird too though...

But that's not the worse part. Even though I'm a 'guy' in my dreams, I still keep my gender preference, the fact that I like guys.

And of course, my dreams just have to throw in some really, really awkward parts.

Like once, I swear with all my heart that I am not lying, I was making out with another guy! DX


_{...but he was pretty hot...}


Just yesterday I had a really weird dream too!

I was a guy who went to a school operated by Google and was given a cute bag that contained an egg and a kid with bunny ears!

I went to school (I apparently thought that I was a guy) and the kid followed me. When we got there, the kid kept getting hit on by this blond haired hansom guy wearing glasses (usually the evil ones seen in mangas). The kid attached himself to me and said that he liked me instead.

It was weird.

I wasn't even sure of the bunny kid's gender either.

Maybe I should check up at a mental hopital...